Hoooooooooooly crap this is hilarious! So wrong, but so hilarious!
My mom's been out of town for like... a week or so? And she left a pile of unscratched scratch tickets on her table (yeah, I said that right). Seeing as she herself told me "If you do nothing else, buy one (lottery) ticket once a month", I took it upon myself to take ONE of hers.
... Did I really just take a $5 dollar ticket and win $30 dollars off of it?
Now, the right thing to do would be to put this back (or at least give her the money). Sure, I took the joy out of scratching and winning for her, but I could at least give her the reward.
... Guess what? For once in my life, I'm gunna be a nigga and hold this!
HEY! Before you jump down my throat, it's going towards gas money TO GET TO WORK and paying some bills. I'll pay her back (I owe her so much as is). Seeing as I actually played the lottery, as much as I hate the concept, I don't see why I should jump to punish myself for doing what she said.
>.>
It'll be ok. If this is the thing that sends me to Hell, I'm gunna ask to see the requirements for eternal Damnation. Not unless it's on a point system, which I'm pretty screwed anyway~~
--I GOT PAID!!--
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